![]() And did I mention the free alarm at 05.00 in the morning? With their bone chilling cries, their hyperactive running up and down the stairs, jumping, fighting, shouting and other wild sounds. Until you have a full flock of them living above you. Oh how lovely are these little creatures. Ok, a part of being in a relationship means setting boundaries and stuff, but do you ever realise I can understand every every single word of what you’re screaming and I will now forever know your gf can’t stand your mom, and she’s coming over three times a week and still doing your laundry? And please, don’t ruin those pretty plates, thank you… The Pussycat Dolls at 02 a.m.? Girl, please! YMCA? Aaargh…this is not a youth hostel, this is my own bed and i’ve a job to do tomorrow! Fights There’s nothing wrong with a little party vibe now and then, but why, whyyyy does it seem for a fact that neighbours always come with a horrible taste in music. Don’t know what is worse though: hearing them get down ‘n dirty up to the ceiling and back, and realizing your sex life sucks, or realizing your sex life is brilliant they probably hear * everything* you do, too. Sounds that are all cool, but not when you have the image of your beer bellied upstairs neighbour and his gf going wild imprinted in your mind. Squeaking beds, moaning, grunting, the dry pats of little spanks and the sirens of orgasms. Of course walking around is a very normal way of moving yourself, but why do some people – always the kind that happens to live upstairs- stomp like a tyrannosaurus rex while crossing their living room? And I know you think your gf looks good on heels but that doesn’t mean you guys have to do steeple chase on that pretty wooden floor or yours, thank you. ![]() Noisy neighbours. Here’s five of the most annoying sounds. And it drives you crazy from time to time. Its often not clear what they are actually doing -although this vid makes it very clear, suddenly- and often its way too clear. And ceilings.īye privacy, hi neighbours! You might not know them so well in person, but oh do you know what they sound like. And many of those are -rustically- equipped with cardboard walls. When you are living a vibrant big city life, with all its advantages, there’s also a big chance you live in an old house. ![]() The most annoying neighbour noises 12 May '2017 Life
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